Les blagues

shaadeem a écrit:

Si l'anglais est un problème je peut vous le traduire. Mais demain!

This test has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.




THE SITUATION
You are in New Orleans to be specific. There is chaos all around you
caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are photo journalist
working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you,
some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.





THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.
It's the President, George W. Bush.

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options - you can save the life of the President,
or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
documenting the death of one of the world's most famous men.
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THE QUESTION
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...










Would you select high contrast colour film,
or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

la haute définition en couleur... bien sur^^ ensuite je peut toujours la scanner sur mon ordi et la mettre en noir et blanc avec le programe approprié...

C'est vrai que sa serait une bonne photo... Bush dans une tornade... muhahahaha

Deux juifs sont à la bourre pour arriver à une Bar Mitzvah, ils prennent donc un taxi pour y arriver plus vite.
"Synagogue Rosenberg, ça n'est pas dans notre habitude mais on vous donne un supplément si vous vous dépêchez."
Alors le taxi commence à partir à pleine vitesse, grille les feux rouges et les stop à tous les croisements.
Au dernier croisement, un camion fauche de plein fouet le taxi.
Le conducteur, mort. Le premier juif, mort. Le second en train d'agoniser.
Une ambulance arrive sur les lieux et demande au juif si il a une dernier faveur.
"Arrêtez le conteur..."